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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to jump for it.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan Im melting.
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she g


10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, an


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10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the s. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the q is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to get lost in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with times have changed, old man


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10. Tell him Bellas pregnant but youre having trouble figuring out who the father is Bellas unsure whether its Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief Swan Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie thats strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Tak
Portland

Memories... 9-11As I sit at home thinking, remembering what it was like.Memories... 9-11
There at the site where the towers fell.
Walking through the streets as people jumped out of the falling building. It was horrible. Remembering those times now I feel an odd sense of calmness. Glad that it wasnt me jumping out of the towers. Wondering what it felt like, to have survived while your workers, your friends died around you. As I sit here wondering these things I start to cry. Remembering the fear I felt just walking by, stepping over bodies and watching them jump. Its so sad and it had haunted me


I wish I could help..I wish I could helpI want to.I wish I could help..
When I see you in pain my heart aches. I feel guilty for nothing, except not being able to help you. I want to be there to help you through it; I want to be there to comfort you. I dont want to be the cause of the pain; I want to be the one to fix it. You tell me you miss me but I ignore it, then I come when its too late.
I wish I could helpI really want to.
I want to be there to comfort you but I have waited too long, ignoring you. When were alone its fine, when were truly happy its easy to forget the hard times, and yet, when were together bad
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My sisters are ALWAYS my sisters, no matter how much we fight!
I still loved you, even though you were mad at me, i still loved you, even though you were totally ignoring me, and I'LL STILL LOVE YOU, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!!!
I :hate: ALL MY SISTERS!!!
dropping by to say Hello and sak how you are ?
Spreading the dA love
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I don't mind Yaoi tbh...
Sasuke and Hinata should go die...
I loves Shikamaru...he is my Man-Self
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I'm fine. You?
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My sisters are ALWAYS my sisters, no matter how much we fight!
I still loved you, even though you were mad at me, i still loved you, even though you were totally ignoring me, and I'LL STILL LOVE YOU, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!!!
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and i enjoy the thought that i am helping lesser known deviants
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NaruSaku FTW
I don't mind Yaoi tbh...
Sasuke and Hinata should go die...
I loves Shikamaru...he is my Man-Self
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.__. Oh... well then. *goes to your page*
Hmmm.. *plans on ways ti get friends to go there just for the heck of it*
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My sisters are ALWAYS my sisters, no matter how much we fight!
I still loved you, even though you were mad at me, i still loved you, even though you were totally ignoring me, and I'LL STILL LOVE YOU, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!!!
I
soo to perhaps keep the conversation going
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NaruSaku FTW
I don't mind Yaoi tbh...
Sasuke and Hinata should go die...
I loves Shikamaru...he is my Man-Self
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Proud Member of ~YumeNikkiClub
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Everything has beauty,
but not everyone sees it.
(unknown author)
Art is man's nature; nature is God's art.
(P.J. Bailey)
Oh noes!
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My sisters are ALWAYS my sisters, no matter how much we fight!
I still loved you, even though you were mad at me, i still loved you, even though you were totally ignoring me, and I'LL STILL LOVE YOU, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!!!
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